We are in the final stretch of pregnancy. At the ten week mark, Kara posted this on her blog regarding an eviction notice for Baby Lucas. If you know Kara, you'll appreciate this.
NOTICE OF EVICTION:
I am issuing a 90 day notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 90 days in which he can either gather his belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, he will be physically removed from the property.He's being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances. After 90 days from this day that he doesn't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.
Love,
Mommy
02 April 2009
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7 comments:
That is hilarious and very creative! If he (Lucas) only knew the arrival plans prepared by dad (minus the samari sword) he would have already come out. What’s the official due date?
That's one way to give him an incentive to breathe this world's air......
That's one of the funniest things I've seen. Kara is definitely the funny one in your fam.
She has a point! :-)
Thanks for the comments friends. Just to clarify...Kara got this from a book on pregnancy/online dialog. I did not want to give the impression that she wrote it. FYI.
JG
I definitely didn't write it, but I whole-heartedly agree! Lucas' days inside are numbered!!
That's too funny.
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